art, plants & maine coon cats (cailleuch) wrote,
art, plants & maine coon cats
cailleuch

i once told a priest it was bad science fiction...

Best explanation of Christianity EVER!

CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.
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