I got a letter in the mail today congratulating me on 35 years at the college. I could come to a gathering and have my hand shaken by Mr. Burns -- I mean, the prez.
I wonder if they will send me a catalog with assorted booby prizes to choose from like they did in the past. At 30 years I got a small telescope and I don't wear watches. Cami also got a letter congratulating her on 25 years of drudgery. Only thing is she hasn't worked there since they laid her off last fall.